A POPULAR ACTOR/ACTRESS

You are sad in your fancy place in Malibu, London, Paris or God knows where, weeping and thinking you are a terrible underrated actor (which you probably are), then this are the 5 Tips for you:

#5

Become an even WORSE musician, just like; Jack Black, Jared Leto or Bruce Willis
You must be going "What?", Yeah it totally makes sense, that way producers and directors will give you more acting jobs, so people won't have to listen anymore of your records, plus your acting skills will be appreciated compared to the musician ones.

#4

Say foolish things like

"Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says Chicken ... by the sea. Is that stupid?"-Jessica Simpson

How about some Megan Fox quote

"What I would say to Megatron to keep him from destroying the world. I’d barter with him, and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"

Sure! They'll hire you to say what's in a script rather than whats on your mind.

#3

Be part of some reality show, no matter how ridiculous you look dancing, boxing or whatever the show focuses on, that will automatically take you from the D-list to the B-list, at least.

#2

Date or marry someone more famous than you, this is no secret weapon, it's basic common sense, I mean K-Fed, Aston Kutcher
and many more, made a whole career out of this tip.

#1

Starr your own great scandal, go wild on Boost, maybe something that involves hookers? in a very classy Hugh Grant style. "Accidentally" loose some pictures or a video Tape involving nudity, now if that doesn't book many movie parts, you can always work in the adult industry.


After following this advices, your acting skills won't improve, but you'll be well known, you'll be summoned and people won't even care about the quality of you roles, definitively no more underrated status! But it can always go wrong so, if NONE of this tips work. Quit and retire to be a preacher a carpenter or join some strange cult.


If you DO succeed at first, try NOT to look astonished. Till next time.

H&K

Ginger

WHAT THEY WERE THINKING MOMENTS

We love to admire music bands or solo artists, but sometimes they make us go OMG! (not in the good way). Lets face it we all have shameful moments, thanks God nobody wants to record them with fancy video cameras and post them in public places, in fact people tends to forget our unfortunate events, this works in a totally different way for them, there are persons like me to remind you about their WHAT THEY WERE THINKING MOMENTS, enjoy!

Moment #5

The Flaming Lips

appearing in Beverly Hills 90210, Yes! believe it, this moment was so inglorious that it's impossible to find the video, but IMDB doesn't lie (ha, got ya)

Moment #4

Metallica

"The heavy metal band" product of the hard, tough MTV style, and star band of Guitar hero gave us another surprise playing in a Spanish tv show called "No disparen al Pianista" (Don't shoot the pianist), IMDB has no rating for this show ( no wonder why), it's a suspicious misfortune that this video can't be found on the internet.

Moment #3

New Order

in "Baywatch". I think

Ian Curtis

 

rose from his grave and died again after this one, although YOUTUBE disabled the audio of the video (a merciful act), everyone can still recognize them playing in the same show where

David Hasselhoff

 

was the hero. Now that's wicked!

Moment #2

 

You thought It was over, Well... NO! Apparently the Hall of shame is a full room where the

Violent Femmes

landed on January 31st, 1997 by showing up at "Sabrina, The teenage witch"; a Nickelodeon show starred by

Melissa Joan-Hart

Imagine the picture, Better off watch it.

Moment #1

 

One more for the Hall

Iggy Pop

has done some awful things in TV, for example; that insurance ad, but he was already a member of this list way earlier, he won it with his terrible acting in more than one episode of "The Adventures of Pete & Pete"


I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. Till next time.

H&K

       Ginger

TWILIGHT ...

Everyone these days is talking about the new film of the Twilight saga "New Moon" and I won't be the exception, this is what I think.
A) This movie is racist! if not why the Werewolves (lycantrophes) are ethnic people, and the only African guy is an evil character, while the good Vamps are white, nice, smooth skin Caucasians, so if you are not a 5'7'' (1.70 m) light-skinned girl or a 6'1'' (1.85 m) androgynous boy don't expect to be in The Cullens coven anytime soon.

 Above; The Cullens

 Below; Jacob the werewolf 

 

B) Is not sexy; if you are a hetero girl, I don't see the thrill about kissing a guy wearing more eyeliner and cherry gloss than you. I mean it was cool at Duran Duran's time but now?!


C) The Werewolves are weird/funny, they almost look like an angry Husky dog, see! (in fact the husky looks scarier)


D) The soundtrack of the first movie is painful to listen the only worthy tracks are "Super massive black hole" by Muse and "15 Step" by Radiohead

L&HH is happy to inform you that.. TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!

Till next time, breathe and count to 10 or maybe 100 XD

H&K

        Ginger

MTV DECADENCE

Movie Awards 2009 are a recent event (May 31st), that's what brought me to write this post. MTV channel started transmissions the August 21st of 1981, at that time it was something totally new, since then music became an industry much more concerned about physical image over the quality of the artists, also the main reason why nowadays we have pretty, empty Barbies and Kens performing on stage.


My main question is, when did MTV turn into this weapon of insanity, maybe that was the idea from the start to alienate and command the 90's and 2000's generation, but why we let a channel full of fake acts tell us what's cool or not?
As I was watching the MTV movie awards, I couldn't stop thinking; who the hell makes the scipts? Are they retarded? Who in the world thinks "Twilight" is a good movie for God's sake.
Really if you are not a 15 year-old teen full of hormones, wanting to watch flesh in a music video and you're still into MTV Please please press the ESC button in your keyboard.
I have to say with shame that when I was 13 years old I liked to watch MTV, yeah that innocent time when Semisonic's "secret smile" was on their charts, then I lost interest and gained brain cells, so I started using internet to inform myself about music.


As I was making my research for this post I took a look to the Hit-lists of MTV UK, MTVLa (Latin/Hispanic), MTV Euro Top 20 and MTV. This is what I found out the so called "Music Television" that supposedly encourages diversity has in their 4 lists:



The horrible Eminem song and video "We made you"
The Freaking unoriginal Lady Ga Ga (Ziggy Stardust wannabe)
Flo-Rida and their 80's songs remakes (How creative)
Miley Cyrus The I'm famous for being a sexually exploited underage girl (It's not like we haven't heard this before)
Ciara who cares!
Pussycat Dolls the we don't look like men with plastic surgery "women"
Black eyed peas some hip-hop band with her I have to much Botox lead singer

Also there were some unpleasant surprises; in MTVLa list Empire of the Sun (a band that I follow) is in number 2! the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (#1), Franz Ferdinand (#11) and in the Euro Top 20 Razorlight with "Wire to wire"

I hate this Details cause let's face it, when a band hits MTV's playlists it is the beginning of the END.
MTV's birth was the end of the world as we knew it and I don't feel fine. If someone else shares this thought, I'll be glad to know about you

Till next time

H&K

         Ginger